Sunday, March 18, 2007
I was playing manicodes with SmarterChild cause I had nothing better to do. It came out really entertaining. The bold words are the words that I gave it.
"A Narrow Escape
My undertaker and I were farting up the tensed street when a balls came speeding by. The perfect driver furiously applied the underwears. He narrowly farted hitting a mustang that stood on the corner. When he got out of the car, he began to stab with relief. Luckily, no one was injured."
"A Galaxy Far, Far Away
As I was slapping at the balls, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their happy illusion to help them move about more vigorously? Would each person have to rape to help them do their work? For a moment, I farted I could travel to an unhappy world like this to pee what life would be like. Then I realized that with two teenaged assholes, life here was confusing enough."
"A Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, I have been a very good rooster this year. I have been bitching my mom all year for a bad loser, but she said you would give me an even one if I behaved cautiously until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new farts. I accidentally shitted my old ones. I would also like a new pee for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to annoy her during "The Young and the Restless."
"A Day at the DMV
I just hate bitching at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long neighbours. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very ugly people who always act ironically towards me. I hand them my ass and they snatch it away from me with their hole very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person peed me and gave me a very perfect look. I was ready to die right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your sticks."
Lol I have lots more, but you get the idea. Not perfect english, and some sentences don't make sense. But, its kind of hilarious.
Thats my post today, yeah I'm lazy cause I'm busy playing Talesweaver. Great game. And I'm going to save up the money and fix a new gaming rig. Time to kiss the faggets who ruin my life (money) goodbye.
BTW, SmarterChild is an MSN bot.
Pissing @ 7:50 AM