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Thursday, March 22, 2007


I think I've seen this slimy template as much as how all of you are bored of it (provided if anyone ever reads my blog anyway). So I had this "cool" idea of doing a Evangelion template, using Unit-01 (the purple badass mecha).

Heck, Neon Genesis Evangelion was one of my favourite anime series so it feels right to thump in some love for NGE. Its so much better than those crappy Naruto and Bleach series that are all about combat, combat, and more combat (well at first it went to the right direction but after that many shitty meaningless episodes piled up there for the sake of airing the continuation show on TV instead of making another "season" to save up some money and keep the audience "suspended"... My ass). And I'm not joking about being a fanatic of NGE. I've rewatched the series so many times that I forgot to count. But, its a short anime consisting of 25-30ish episodes and 2 movies anyway. Although I've watched it so many times, some questions in the plot remains unanswered and leaves it up to you to conclude what kind of ending you want it to be, since it leaves room for different answers. This is the charm of NGE. You think more than what it tells you, keeps you in suspense, and questions your existence... Ok you don't really question your existence after watching it but it definately leaves an impact in your life, whether deep or shallow. Unless of course, you are a complete idiot and cannot figure out what message is the show trying to tell you.

Man, thats some "Wall'o'Text". Paragraph rule = Broken. Ok so after ranting about NGE, I thought that the show "Beck" isn't bad as well, infact, good.

Although totally different from NGE, Beck is an enjoyable show without a confusing plot, meaning you don't have to rack your brains and scratch your head till all your hair gets ripped off by your fingers. It is about a band, and well thats all. But, if you watch it, you know what I mean by a "good" anime :)

Thought I might show you some very early stock images that I made for the new template.

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So yeah, it looks like shit. Wonder if I will continue this or not, since I'm a monk for 3 days, probably I'll call quitters after another day or two.

CiaoOoOoOoOoOo.


Pissing @ 4:36 AM

Sunday, March 18, 2007


I was playing manicodes with SmarterChild cause I had nothing better to do. It came out really entertaining. The bold words are the words that I gave it.

"A Narrow Escape

My undertaker and I were farting up the tensed street when a balls came speeding by. The perfect driver furiously applied the underwears. He narrowly farted hitting a mustang that stood on the corner. When he got out of the car, he began to stab with relief. Luckily, no one was injured."

"A Galaxy Far, Far Away

As I was slapping at the balls, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their happy illusion to help them move about more vigorously? Would each person have to rape to help them do their work? For a moment, I farted I could travel to an unhappy world like this to pee what life would be like. Then I realized that with two teenaged assholes, life here was confusing enough."

"A Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, I have been a very good rooster this year. I have been bitching my mom all year for a bad loser, but she said you would give me an even one if I behaved cautiously until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new farts. I accidentally shitted my old ones. I would also like a new pee for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to annoy her during "The Young and the Restless."

"A Day at the DMV

I just hate bitching at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long neighbours. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very ugly people who always act ironically towards me. I hand them my ass and they snatch it away from me with their hole very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person peed me and gave me a very perfect look. I was ready to die right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your sticks."

Lol I have lots more, but you get the idea. Not perfect english, and some sentences don't make sense. But, its kind of hilarious.

Thats my post today, yeah I'm lazy cause I'm busy playing Talesweaver. Great game. And I'm going to save up the money and fix a new gaming rig. Time to kiss the faggets who ruin my life (money) goodbye.

BTW, SmarterChild is an MSN bot.




Pissing @ 7:50 AM

Friday, March 09, 2007


Its been a psychological week. I'm feeling stressed for no particular reason. I don't know, it just comes but definately not as frequent as menstruation. It sucks being the fact that I'm just an ordinary loser secondary school kid with shitty results and don't give a fuck about life, and actually get stress as if Apollo is burning on my shoulders with immerse heat.

Feel like I'm losing my mind real soon. Whats next? My soul being eaten by a Grim Reaper? Hell no thats some crappy way to die. At least I can die in honour if I climb Mount Everest and accidentally tripped my ass to the cold ice and dive into immortality, but no. I don't think humanity is as ever simple as this.

To bring in much insanity and to prove that I'm going crazy, I took a psychological test with my old "Home Psychologist" manual which I found at my grubby database of unread(able) junk and found out that I'm over 50% depressed. And depressed about what? Love life and being Nostalgic. Yeah, Nostalgia. And "Love life" isn't even worth mentioning because why? I never understood love anyway. If they mean "Love life" as in dating and having sex, well yeah, probably all kids are deprived from that.

So they are probably wrong about the love crap, but I guess they were right about me being nostalgic, cause right now I kept wondering what I cound have done if I didn't spend all the shitty time I had during my childhood to play crappy CounterStrike for 6 hours straight as soon as I reach home. I mean, I don't even take a shit when I start playing until I actually stop.

And I looked back at my old self, and sure do I look like a nasty little fucker. Always throwing tantrums and wronging people for no reason. I had a hot temper back then. Although it never happened now, I took anger inside and kept it. Maybe that caused the stres and depression cause as people grow older, they try to think of what other people will think of them if they say the wrong things. Unlike the kiddy days where you can just scream and hurl all the insults you want and you still feel good.

So yeah thats probably the end of my rant. Although I can go further, I'm too tired to continue this word massacre. Good night.



Pissing @ 7:33 AM



Identity

Name: My name is not your concern!

Birthdate: Why the fuck you need to know?!

School: There is good school and bad school. I'll take the bad.

Location: DON'T RAPE ME! YOU FUCKIN PEDOPHILE!

Hobby: Sorry dawg, I don't have any hobbies. Got no life d00d.

Last Word(s): くそ くらえ!


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